Funny 70th birthday card featuring a slow-moving sloth with a walking frame and the joke “Don’t rush… You’ve got all the time in the world.” Perfect for the big 7-0.
Cards with personality, made properly and ready when you need them.
Reviews of our Etsy shop
Feedback from across our Alice & Alan Etsy shop, not specifically this card.
Read more reviews →“Thank you so much for sending this out super quickly. It arrived in perfect time and is a lovely quality card.”
“A lovely cat birthday card and perfect gift, very amusing. Printed on lovely quality card and sent to me very quickly.”
“Funny card for my brother’s 60th — very apt as he’s a mechanic. It arrived quickly, was well packaged and is a great size and quality.”