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Funny birthday cards for actual personalities.

A birthday card should sound like the person sending it. That is why our birthday collection includes dry humour, affectionate insults, football jokes, milestone cards and properly rude designs alongside the occasional lovely one.

Shop birthday cards for Mum, Dad, partners, friends and everyone else in the group chat. All cards include an envelope, and you can mix any four eligible A5 cards for £10.