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Funny Happy Birthday You Cunt Card – Rude Birthday Card for Him or Her
Original price was: £3.49.£3.29Current price is: £3.29.Wish them a happy birthday… your way.
If a heartfelt birthday card isn’t really your style, this one’s for you.
Featuring bold typography and one unforgettable message, this funny rude birthday card is perfect for friends, brothers, sisters, partners and anyone who appreciates proper British banter.
✔ Premium 300gsm Card
✔ Blank Inside
✔ White Envelope Included
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Funny September Birthday Card – Only Cunts Are Born in September | Rude Birthday Card
Original price was: £3.49.£3.29Current price is: £3.29.For the people born in September…
…we said what everyone else was thinking.
This hilarious birthday card is perfect for mates, brothers, sisters, husbands, wives or anyone who appreciates rude British humour.
Printed on premium 300gsm card and left blank inside for your own message.
✔ Premium 300gsm Card
✔ Blank Inside
✔ White Envelope Included
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Funny August Birthday Card – Only Cunts Are Born in August | Rude Birthday Card
Original price was: £3.49.£3.29Current price is: £3.29.For the people born in August…
…we said what everyone else was thinking.
This hilarious birthday card is perfect for mates, brothers, sisters, husbands, wives or anyone who appreciates rude British humour.
Printed on premium 300gsm card and left blank inside for your own message.
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Funny 40th Birthday Card – “Send Wine. Lots.” Retro Pop Art Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Witty and wine-fuelled, this funny 40th birthday card is perfect for anyone tackling 40 with humour and a healthy pour of red.
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Funny 30th Birthday Card – “F* Me, You’re Thirty!” Retro Pop Art**
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Turn 30 with a bang! This funny 30th birthday card brings bold pop-art flair and unapologetic humour to anyone stepping into their dirty thirties.
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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Today We All Toast You” Acrostic
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A cheeky rude birthday card featuring a bold acrostic that reads “Today We All Toast You.” Perfect for adults who enjoy edgy humour.
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Funny Adult Birthday Card – “Damn It’s Celebration Kinda Day!”
£3.49A cheeky and colourful funny adult birthday card spelling out “DICK” with a punny acrostic. Perfect for mates who love edgy humour and big laughs.
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Funny Nigel Farage Birthday Card – Born to Cause a Stir
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A loud and cheeky political birthday card featuring a cartoon character with a pint and the message “Born to Cause a Stir.” Ideal for fans of banter.
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Funny Nigel Farage Birthday Card
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A loud and cheeky British political birthday card, perfect for fans of satire, iconic UK imagery, and unforgettable banter.
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Funny Political Birthday Card – Cartoon “Cake” Quote Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Funny Donald Trump birthday card with bold parody — ideal for lovers (or critics) of Trump and good birthday laughs.
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Funny Rude Birthday Card – F*ck It This Will Do Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A hilariously blunt rude birthday card with “F*ck It – This Will Do” message. For mates who expect nothing – and get exactly that.
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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Birthday W*nker Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A brutally funny rude birthday card for adults who can handle the heat. Featuring bold “Birthday W*nker” text on black – it’s savage, silly, and totally unforgettable.
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Happy Mother F*cking Birthday Card – Funny Bold Greeting for Any Recipient
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A no-filter birthday card for people who can take a joke. Big, bold and funny AF.
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Sexy Birthday Card for Couples – Funny Flirty “Birth_ay” Card for Him or Her
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Funny and flirty birthday card for couples — bold, cheeky, and perfect for adding some heat to their big day.
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Cheeky Birthday Card for Wife or Girlfriend – “Mrs. Big Boobs” Funny Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A cheeky birthday card for your wife or girlfriend with bold pink “Mrs. Big Boobs” text — perfect for couples who love to laugh together.
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Funny Birthday Card for Him – Happy Birthday Mr. Big Willy with Eggplant Emoji
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A cheeky, funny birthday card for him featuring “Mr. Big Willy” and a giant eggplant emoji. Great for boyfriends or husbands with a naughty side.
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Happy Birthday Big Melons Card – Cheeky Watermelon Cartoon Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A cheeky birthday card featuring cartoon melons and bold humour. Perfect for friends or partners who love flirty, funny birthday wishes.
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Funny Trump Fake News Birthday Card – Another Year Older Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A funny Trump fake news birthday card with a bold joke for the aging. Perfect for politically savvy dads, mates, or meme lovers.
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60th Birthday Card – Funny Mayo Jar Parody Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Celebrate 60 with this funny birthday card featuring a mayo jar parody and the bold message “F*cking Hellman – You’re 60.”
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30th Birthday Card – Bold Mayo Jar Parody Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Surprise them with this hilarious 30th birthday card, featuring a bold mayo jar parody and the line “F*cking Hellman You’re 30.”
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Funny Birthday Card for Wife or Girlfriend – “Just Like Your Boobs” Bold Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A bold and funny birthday card for your wife or girlfriend — perfect for couples who enjoy cheeky humour and heartfelt laughs.
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Funny Brutal Birthday Card for Him – “This Card Sucks (But So Do I)” Cheeky Greeting
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Discover the perfect unny brutal birthday card for him – cheeky & honest card for husband, boyfriend, or husband to make any celebration memorable. Fun, bold, and unforgettable!
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Funny Birthday Card – “Play the Game, Enjoy the Rewards” Bold Greeting for Him or Her
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Bold and funny birthday card with a cheeky message for the friend who plays hard and parties harder.
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Funny Trump Birthday Card – Nobody Has Better Birthdays Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A funny Trump birthday card with campaign-style humour. “Nobody has better birthdays than you” – a winning laugh, every time.
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Funny Trump Birthday Card – They’re Eating Your Cake
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A funny Trump birthday card with a meme-style quote about cake. Perfect for political joke lovers and party guests with strong opinions.
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Funny 20th Birthday Card – “Holy Sh!t You Are 20!” – Bold Cartoon Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Make their 20th birthday unforgettable with this bold and hilarious “Holy Sh!t You Are 20” card. Features graffiti-style design and a poop emoji with personality.
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Funny Trump Birthday Card – Go Easy on the Shots Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A funny Trump birthday card with a shots-themed punchline. Ideal for political satire fans and mates who celebrate with a drink in hand.
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Funny Gordon Ramsay Birthday Card – Idiot Sandwich Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A funny Gordon Ramsay birthday card featuring the “Idiot Sandwich” quote. Ideal for food lovers with thick skin and a sharp sense of humour.
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Raunchy Birthday Card for Him – Funny Dirty Card for Boyfriend or Husband
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Cheeky birthday card with hilarious adult humour — perfect for your boyfriend or husband with a naughty sense of humour.
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Funny Gordon Ramsay Birthday Card – You F*cking Donkey Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A savage Gordon Ramsay birthday card featuring the legendary “You F*cking Donkey” line. Ideal for foodies, fans, and fearless friends.
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Funny Old People Crossing Birthday Card – Welcome to Old Age Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A funny birthday card with a “Welcome to Old Age” sign. Great for roasting friends, family, or coworkers hitting a new age bracket.
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Funny Hellman’s Birthday Card – You’re Old Mayo Parody
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A hilarious Hellman’s mayo parody birthday card. “You’re Old” never looked so spreadable – perfect for friends with thick skin and a sense of humour.
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Funny Football Birthday Card – VAR Decision: Old As F*ck
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.VAR has spoken: they’re old as f*ck! A perfect funny football birthday card for any fan who’s not afraid of full-time jokes.
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Donald Trump Birthday Card – Funny Political Greeting “Best Birthday, Believe Me!”
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A bold and funny Trump birthday card with political parody flair — ideal for anyone who loves a laugh.
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Funny Trump Birthday Card – Tariffs Joke Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Skip the gift and go straight for the joke. This funny Trump birthday card is perfect for satire fans and cheeky celebrations.
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21st Birthday Card – Funny Mayo Jar Parody Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Get big laughs with this cheeky 21st birthday card featuring a mayo jar parody and bold, hilarious twist — ideal for milestone celebrations.
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Funny Birthday Card – “You’re Officially Past Your PRIME” Parody Drink Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A hilarious birthday card parody for anyone who’s no longer in their prime — great for milestone birthdays and light-hearted roasting.
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40th Birthday Card – Funny Mayo Jar Parody Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Celebrate turning 40 with this funny 40th birthday card featuring a mayo jar parody and bold message — ideal for milestone humour.
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Jay-Inspired Rude Birthday Card – Funny “Birthday Wanker” Card for Adults
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A hilarious, Jay-inspired rude birthday card for adults. Perfect for Inbetweeners fans and anyone who can take a joke—bold, cheeky, and brilliant for birthdays.
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Funny 70th Birthday Card – Hellman’s Jar Parody “You’re 70”
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.You’re 70?! F*cking Hellman! Celebrate their milestone birthday with this hilarious mayo jar parody card—bold, cheeky, and unforgettable.
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30th Birthday Card – Funny Mayo Jar Parody Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Surprise them with this hilarious 30th birthday card, featuring a cheeky mayo jar parody and bold milestone humour.
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Funny Spam-Themed 90th Birthday Card – DAM 90 Design – “Spam-tastic at 90!”
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Make their 90th unforgettable with this funny spam-themed card! Features a DAM 90 tin with the message “Spam-tastic at 90!”—perfect for laughs and celebration.
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Funny Harvey Price Birthday Card – What a Birthday Meme Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A funny Harvey Price birthday card with the “What a Birthday” meme. For mates who speak fluent sarcasm and live for online culture.
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50th Birthday Card – Funny Mayo Jar Parody Design
£3.99Celebrate 50 with this bold, funny birthday card featuring a mayo jar parody and the message “F*cking Hellman – You’re 50.”
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Funny Harvey Price Birthday Card – Love You, Bye Meme Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A funny Harvey Price birthday card featuring the viral “Love You, Bye” line. Great for meme lovers and mates with deadpan humour.
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Funny Keir Starmer Birthday Card – Political Reset Joke
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A funny Keir Starmer birthday card with a sharp “reset” punchline. Great for anyone who loves political banter and British satire.
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Borat Birthday Card – Strong Kazakh Goat Joke
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.This Borat birthday card is wildly weird and full of meme-worthy humour. With a strong Kazakh goat quote, it’s a perfect pick for fans of absurd comedy.
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20th Birthday Card – Funny Mayo Jar Parody Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Celebrate turning 20 with this cheeky mayo jar parody birthday card — bold, funny, and perfect for someone with a twisted sense of humour.
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Funny Birthday Card for Older Adults – UR-OLD Spray Can Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Discover the perfect funny dad birthday card – perfect for the well-oiled machine, card for dad, grandad, husband or boyfriend to make any celebration memorable. Fun, bold, and unforgettable!
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Funny Trump Birthday Card – No Tariffs on Cake Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A funny Trump birthday card with a bold cake joke. Great for lovers of politics, memes, and dessert-driven diplomacy.
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Funny Harvey Price Birthday Card – You C*nt Meme Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A meme-worthy Harvey Price birthday card with a viral quote. Rude, bold, and perfect for mates who love to be roasted on their big day.
