Funny September Birthday Card

Looking for the perfect birthday card for someone born in September?

Forget the boring cards they’ll throw away.

Featuring the bold message:

“ONLY CUNTS ARE BORN IN SEPTEMBER.”

…followed by a very sincere Happy Birthday, this card is made for people who appreciate proper British humour and aren’t easily offended.

Whether it’s for your best mate, brother, sister, husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend or favourite work colleague, this is the birthday card that’s guaranteed to get passed around before it’s even opened.

Simple.

Bold.

Funny.

Exactly how a rude birthday card should be.

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Perfect For

• Funny September Birthday Card
• Birthday Card For Someone Born In September
• Best Friend Birthday Card
• Brother Birthday Card
• Sister Birthday Card
• Husband Birthday Card
• Wife Birthday Card
• Boyfriend Birthday Card
• Girlfriend Birthday Card
• Funny Rude Birthday Card
• Offensive Birthday Card
• Adult Birthday Card
• Sweary Birthday Card
• UK Humour Birthday Card

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Product Features

• Premium 300gsm smooth white card
• A5 size (148 × 210mm)
• Blank inside for your own message
• White envelope included
• Professionally printed
• Designed & printed in the UK
• Posted in protective board-backed packaging

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Why Choose Alice & Alan?

At Alice & Alan we believe funny cards should actually be funny.

Our designs are clean, bold and made for people with a proper sense of humour.

Every card is professionally printed on premium quality cardstock before being carefully packed and dispatched from the UK.

Whether you’re shopping for your mate, sibling or someone who loves a bit of cheeky banter, this card is guaranteed to make their birthday memorable.

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Product Specifications

Size: A5 (148 × 210mm)

Material: Premium 300gsm smooth white card

Inside: Blank

Envelope: Included

Printed: United Kingdom

Packaging: Protective board-backed mailer

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is the card blank inside?

Yes, the inside is left blank so you can write your own message.

Does it include an envelope?

Yes, every card comes with a premium white envelope.

Is this suitable for men and women?

Absolutely. It’s perfect for anyone with a great sense of humour.

What size is the card?

A5 (148 × 210mm).

Is it printed in the UK?

Yes. Every Alice & Alan card is designed, printed and packed in the UK.