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Funny 70th Birthday Card – UR-70 Spray Can Gag Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Loosen up, old timer! Celebrate 70 with a laugh using this funny spray can design card—perfect for anyone who’s still going strong!
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Funny 70th Birthday Card – Hellman’s Jar Parody “You’re 70”
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.You’re 70?! F*cking Hellman! Celebrate their milestone birthday with this hilarious mayo jar parody card—bold, cheeky, and unforgettable.
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Birthday Card – “Seven-Tea” Cartoon Teacup Pun Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Wish them a happy birthday with this pun-filled “Seven-Tea” card featuring smiling rainbow teacups and loads of charm!
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Funny 70th Birthday Card – “Creakstrol” Joint Lubricant Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A hilarious funny 70th birthday card featuring “Creakstrol” – the fictional joint lubricant for bodies with mileage. Great for anyone who enjoys motoring and sarcasm.
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Funny 70th Birthday Card – “18 with 52 Years Experience” Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A bright and cheeky funny 70th birthday card with the message “I’m 18 with 52 years experience!” A great pick for milestone humour and youthful spirits.
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70th Birthday Card – Elegant Watercolour “Seventy” Script Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Celebrate 70 years with this elegant watercolour birthday card featuring a softly marbled “70” and hand-lettered “seventy” overlay.
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70th Birthday Card – Seventy Years of Strength, Love & Legacy
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Honor a 70th birthday with this elegant card featuring the message “Seventy years of strength, love, and legacy.” A perfect tribute.
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70th Birthday Card – Funny UK Road Sign Countryside Scene
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Celebrate a 70th birthday with this funny UK road scene card, featuring hand-drawn signs and countryside charm for milestone laughs.
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70th Birthday Card – Aged to 70 Perfection – Whiskey Label Design
£3.99Mark 70 years in bold fashion with this whiskey-style birthday card — featuring “Aged to 70 Perfection” and vintage hand-drawn details.
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70th Birthday Card – Cute Cartoon Dog Bouquet Design
£3.99Celebrate a 70th birthday with this sweet dog bouquet card, featuring cartoon pups in pink wrap and a cheerful milestone message.
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Funny 70th Birthday Card – Speed Limit Sign Milestone Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Hit the brakes on 60 and speed into 70 with this hilarious road sign birthday card – a fun way to celebrate a big milestone!
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Happy 75th Birthday Card – Cute Puppy Bouquet Design for Dog Lovers
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Turning 75 never looked this cute! This puppy bouquet birthday card is perfect for dog lovers celebrating a big milestone.
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70th Birthday Card – Funny “Holy Cow, You’re 70” Cartoon Bishop Design
£3.99Make them laugh at 70 with this funny birthday card featuring a cartoon bishop cow and the message “Holy Cow, You’re 70.”
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70th Birthday Card – “Still Rockin’ at 70” – Retro Record Player Design for Music Lovers
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A retro 70th birthday card featuring a vintage record player and “Still Rockin’ at 70” text. Perfect for music lovers celebrating in style.
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Funny 70th Birthday Card – Cracking Bum Balloon Design
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Turning 70 just got a whole lot funnier! This bum-tastic card features balloon numbers and a bold backside for maximum laughs.
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Funny 70th Birthday Card – DAM 70 Spam-Themed Parody Card
Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Turning 70? That calls for a DAM good laugh! This Spam-style birthday card is the perfect mix of humour, nostalgia, and flavour.
Find heartfelt and funny 70th birthday cards at AliceAndAlan. Celebrate a loved one’s 70 amazing years with designs that bring warmth, joy, and lots of smiles to their special day!