Funny 70th Birthday Card – Hellman’s Jar Parody “You’re 70”

Turn 70 with a dollop of humour! This Funny 70th Birthday Card features a bold and cheeky parody of the classic Hellmann’s mayonnaise jar — with a hilarious twist. The label reads “F*cking Hellman – You’re 70”, making it the perfect gag card for anyone with a great sense of humour.

With a clean pastel blue background and smooth, hand-drawn style, this card stands out for its witty design and bold personality. It’s a guaranteed laugh at any 70th celebration!

• 🍯 Bold Parody Design: Hellman-style mayo jar with cheeky birthday twist
• 🎉 Perfect for 70-Year-Olds: Great for friends, parents, uncles or anyone with a wicked sense of humour
• 📏 Size: A5 (14.8 x 21 cm) – perfect for display
• ✍️ Blank Inside: Add your own personal message
• 💌 Envelope Included: Comes ready to gift
• 🌱 Printed on FSC-certified cardstock: Fun, sustainable, and responsibly made

This funny 70th birthday card is ideal for milestone birthdays where a laugh is the best gift. Celebrate with style and spice it up with this brilliant, bold design from Alice & Alan.