Celebrate your amazing 70th with laughter using this quirky and funny 70th birthday card. Featuring a cartoon cow dressed as a bishop, this hand-drawn design brings cheeky humour to the milestone occasion. Complete with a regal mitre, flowing robes, and a golden crosier, the bishop cow is here to bless their birthday with a smile.

The bold message “Holy Cow, You’re 70” is written in playful, hand-lettered text below the illustration, giving the card its signature charm. The humorous visual and fun typography make it a perfect pick for anyone who appreciates a lighthearted celebration and a bit of birthday banter.

This 70th birthday card is ideal for both men and women — whether you’re shopping for a friend, partner, parent, or colleague. It’s especially great for those who love animal humour, unexpected artwork, or just enjoy a bit of fun on their special day.

Printed on premium, eco-conscious FSC-certified cardstock, the card is sturdy, sustainable, and vibrant. The inside is blank so you can write your own personal message — sincere, cheeky, or somewhere in between!

This design is part of our funny birthday cards and milestone birthday cards collections. It’s a consistent customer favourite for those who want to make their loved ones laugh out loud as they hit the big 7-0.

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