Funny Rude Birthday Card – Birthday W*nker Design

Looking for the perfect rude birthday card for adults? This savage and side-splitting card says it all in bold white text on a stark black background: “Birthday W*nker”. Whether you’re shopping for a mate with a dark sense of humour or want to deliver a cheeky surprise, this card is made for those who appreciate no-filter laughs.

Designed for unapologetic banter and birthday hilarity, this rude birthday card for adults brings bold humour front and centre. The distressed text effect adds attitude, and the minimalist design ensures the message is impossible to miss. It’s ideal for friends, siblings, or coworkers who know how to take a joke and love getting roasted on their birthday.

Printed on premium FSC®-certified cardstock, this card combines quality with responsible sourcing. It’s blank inside, so you can craft your own roast or heartfelt message. It comes with a crisp envelope and arrives ready to offend (lovingly).

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