Rude January Birthday Card – What W*nker Was Born in January

Start the year off with a bang—and a belly laugh—with this rude January birthday card! Perfect for your cheeky mates or family members born in the coldest month, this card delivers a bold message with a punch of sarcasm they’ll definitely appreciate (or pretend not to).

The card features distressed white lettering on a black background with the bold and hilarious message: “What W*nker Was Born in January”. It’s sharp, it’s funny, and it’s not for the easily offended—exactly what a proper birthday laugh should be.

Printed on FSC®-certified cardstock, it’s sustainable sass at its finest. The inside is blank, leaving you space to add your own insult or heartfelt wish (you know, just in case).

Whether you’re after a laugh-out-loud card for your best mate, brother, sister, or workmate, this one’s sure to steal the show. Want more like this? Browse our rude birthday cards collection or explore our funny birthday cards for year-round laughs.