Funny Rude Birthday Card – Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cock I Know
999 in stock
£3.99 Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.
999 in stock
🎉 Bold, cheeky, and laugh-out-loud funny—this “Biggest Cock I Know” birthday card is perfect for mates with a big personality and zero shame.
🐔 Got a mate with a great sense of humour? Give them the gift of laughter with this funny rude birthday card that reads: “Happy Birthday to the Biggest Cock I Know.” Featuring a cartoon-style rooster with wide eyes and a confident stance, this cheeky design is the ultimate way to celebrate someone who’s proud, loud, and not easily offended.
Set on a crisp white background, the bold black lettering and colourful hand-drawn rooster illustration make this card stand out. It’s perfect for best mates, brothers, boyfriends, or anyone who’ll appreciate the pun and embrace the joke. Whether you’re shopping for Rude Birthday Cards or Funny Birthday Cards, this one’s sure to be a winner!
Professionally printed on FSC® certified cardstock, this card isn’t just funny—it’s responsibly made. The inside is blank for your own hilarious (or heartfelt) message.
- 📏 A5 size (14.8 x 21 cm)
- ✉️ Supplied with a kraft envelope
- 🖨️ Printed on FSC® certified, high-quality cardstock
- 💬 Blank inside for your message
Perfect for milestone birthdays, roast-worthy parties, or gag gift bundles—because some birthdays deserve a little more cocky humour. 😏
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