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Funny Harvey Price Birthday Card – You C*nt Meme Design
£3.99Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A meme-worthy Harvey Price birthday card with a viral quote. Rude, bold, and perfect for mates who love to be roasted on their big day.
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Funny 70th Birthday Card – UR-70 Spray Can Gag Design
£3.99Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Loosen up, old timer! Celebrate 70 with a laugh using this funny spray can design card—perfect for anyone who’s still going strong!
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Funny Trump Birthday Card – No Tariffs on Cake Design
£3.99Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A funny Trump birthday card with a bold cake joke. Great for lovers of politics, memes, and dessert-driven diplomacy.
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20th Birthday Card – Funny Mayo Jar Parody Design
£3.99Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Celebrate turning 20 with this cheeky mayo jar parody birthday card — bold, funny, and perfect for someone with a twisted sense of humour.
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Funny Nigel Farage Birthday Card
£3.99Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A loud and cheeky British political birthday card, perfect for fans of satire, iconic UK imagery, and unforgettable banter.
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Funny Beagle Birthday Card – Party Dog with Cocktail & Hat
£3.99Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A hilarious birthday card starring a beagle in full party mode – shades on, drink in paw, ready to celebrate! Perfect for dog lovers and guaranteed to entertain.
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Masked Boss Birthday Card – “You’re in Control Today” – Bold & Mysterious Design
£3.99Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Celebrate their birthday in bold style with a masked card that says “You’re in control today.” Perfect for anyone who owns their day with style.
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Funny Keir Starmer Birthday Card – Political Reset Joke
£3.99Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A funny Keir Starmer birthday card with a sharp “reset” punchline. Great for anyone who loves political banter and British satire.
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Funny Rude Birthday Card – “Today We All Toast You” Acrostic
£3.99Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.A cheeky rude birthday card featuring a bold acrostic that reads “Today We All Toast You.” Perfect for adults who enjoy edgy humour.
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Chelsea Cole Palmer Birthday Card – For True Blue Fans
£3.99Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Celebrate the rise of a new Chelsea star with this bold and fun Chelsea Cole Palmer birthday card! Whether they’ve…
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Liverpool Mohamed Salah Birthday Card – Title-Winning Style!
£3.99Original price was: £3.99.£3.49Current price is: £3.49.Score big with this Liverpool Mohamed Salah birthday card, the perfect birthday surprise for any die-hard Reds fan. Featuring a…
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Miami Lionel Messi Birthday Card – Born to Shine!
£3.49Celebrate greatness with this Inter Miami Lionel Messi birthday card – the perfect gift for any football fan who admires…
Football Birthday Cards for Every Fan
Celebrate every goal, tackle, and triumph with our football-themed birthday cards. Crafted with passion, they’re perfect for players, fans, and dreamers alike — making every birthday a true matchday celebration.
Personalised Birthday Cards for Every Style
Create moments that matter with our personalised birthday cards. Designed to capture personalities and memories, each card is a unique keepsake — made just for them, with love and creativity.
Birthday Cards for Every Special Moment
Find the perfect birthday cards to make every moment unforgettable. At AliceAndAlan, we design funny birthday cards, cute birthday cards, rude birthday cards, and personalised birthday cards for every celebration — crafted with care and creativity to bring joy to your loved ones. Our cards are printed on FSC-certified sustainable paper, ensuring every design is beautiful, eco-friendly, and responsibly sourced.
Why Choose Our Birthday Cards?
Our birthday cards are designed to bring laughter, joy, and unforgettable memories. With a wide range of funny, rude, cute, and personalised designs, every card is made to match your recipient’s unique personality. Whether you’re celebrating an 18th, 30th, 50th, or 80th birthday, AliceAndAlan has the perfect birthday card for every milestone.
Eco-Friendly Birthday Cards for a Better Tomorrow
We are proud to use FSC-certified sustainable materials in every card we create. Not only will you be sending a meaningful message to someone special, but you’ll also be making an environmentally conscious choice. Our commitment to quality and sustainability means you can celebrate every occasion with a clear conscience.