The Only Wankers Are Born In July Birthday Card

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Know someone unfortunate enough to be born in July? Let them know exactly what you think with this outrageously rude birthday card. Perfect for mates who appreciate savage humour and aren’t easily offended.

Printed on premium cardstock and left blank inside for your own questionable birthday message.

Description

The Perfect Card for Your Favourite July W*nker

Some birthdays deserve heartfelt messages.

Others deserve this.

If your mate, brother, sister, partner or work colleague was born in July and loves offensive humour, this card is guaranteed to get a laugh (or get you disowned).

Featuring the brutally honest message:

THE ONLY W*NKERS ARE BORN IN JULY

It’s bold, offensive, childish, unnecessary… and exactly why it’s funny.

Whether you’re buying for your best mate, your annoying brother, your other half or the office wind-up merchant, this card is made for people who enjoy humour that’s a little bit too far.

Product Features

Premium A5 greeting card (148 x 210mm)
Thick 300gsm premium cardstock
Professionally printed in the UK
Blank inside for your own message
Includes quality envelope
Carefully packaged for safe delivery

Perfect For

July Birthday Cards
Funny Birthday Cards
Rude Birthday Cards
Best Friend Birthday Card
Brother Birthday Card
Sister Birthday Card
Husband Birthday Card
Wife Birthday Card
Boyfriend Birthday Card
Girlfriend Birthday Card
Work Colleague Birthday Card
Adult Humour Gifts

Please Note

This card contains strong adult humour and is intended for people with a decent sense of humour. If they get offended easily… maybe buy them flowers instead.

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